I Threatened to Kill a Kid in My Sixth Grade Class

He had it coming

Judith Slaying Holofernes (Artemisia Gentileschi)

I was eleven when I received my first cell phone: a turquoise flip phone with one GB of space for music (I listened almost exclusively to Taylor Swift and Hannah Montana). I was one of the last kids in my sixth grade class to get a phone, so to say I was ecstatic that Christmas morning would be an understatement.